16 1 / 2019
you know you’re a 90s kid when your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles
(Source: queenholocene, via zackisontumblr)
16 1 / 2019
15 1 / 2019
I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator
yall wont trick me into listening to kpop
(via satan-selling-socks)
15 1 / 2019
booty shorts that read “do not resuscitate”
that only works if they find you ass up but I guess you have plans
(via satan-selling-socks)
15 1 / 2019
tumblr two days ago: we’re going to remove all forms of nsfw from the website and from the words of our ceo, if you dont like it, fuck you. also fuck sex workers and artists and also if you’re a woman no nipples
tumblr yesterday: also our new bot is going to do the work for us and make literally everything flagged nsfw
tumblr today: also now your posts won’t show on your blog
(via satan-selling-socks)
15 1 / 2019
Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.
(via dahmersbeer)
15 1 / 2019
users, listen up! tumblr is in danger, and it needs your help! in order to save it, dm me your credit card number, the expiry date, and the three funky numbers on the back. lets do this, losers!
(Source: dykegfs, via dahmersbeer)
15 1 / 2019
kissing under the mistletoe is so overrated. deep throat him.
(Source: babycutie, via thesailorrvenus)
15 1 / 2019
This whole adult content ban reminds me of that one time in history when the church in Rome banned prostitution and brothels which caused so many ppl to leave that it brought the city to the brink of economic collapse
(via sapphiccsharks)
14 1 / 2019
Thought for the day
You know what’s the most fucked up about Tumblr’s policy on “adult content” after having lost their App Store status due to child porn on their site?
Guess whose nipples aren’t “female presenting”.
The nipples of preadolescent children.
(via sapphiccsharks)
14 1 / 2019
You’re walking in the woods
There’s no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye you spot it:FEMALE PRESENTING NIPPLE
(via punk-n-disorderlytcc)
14 1 / 2019
Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me
Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog
(via punk-n-disorderlytcc)
14 1 / 2019
Honestly if you miss me you gotta tell me bc otherwise imma just assume you don’t think about me at all
(via zackisontumblr)